Magic Marker Disguise

Every thief knows that if you are going to commit a crime, it is a good idea to have a disguise.  However, this clueless pair didn’t have the typical bandana handy, so they improvised with a permanent marker…  “Scribble…Scribble…Scribble… that should do it.. what do you think?  Gee, I don’t recognize you… now let me borrow that marker and I’ll put on my disguise…”

Dumb Schmucks!

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Costco auditor accused of embezzling $60K, eludes police by claiming he needed to use the bathroom

Authorities have filed charges against a Costco auditor for filing phony travel expenses.  A police investigation has led to charges against a 40 year old man who allegedly embezzled $60,000 over a 18 months by filing expense reports for 69 business trips during the 18 month period.  The defendant initially agreed to meet with a police detective to discuss the case, but said he first had to go to the bathroom.  Instead he left the building.   He later called his Costco supervisor and “was frantically stating he did not want to go to prison.”  The supervisor asked the defendant to return to the office to discuss the matter, but he refused.

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Woman arrested for letting child ride in a box on top of van

Police in Alabama have arrested a woman for having her 13 year old daughter ride in a cardboard box atop her van.  The woman has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child and the child has been turned over to a relative.  Police say that the woman claimed ‘the box was too big to fit inside the van, and she (the daughter) would be able to hold it down (on top of the van) if she was inside the box.” The woman told police that the child was safe because she had secured the box to the van with a coat hanger.

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