Clown Sues New York City for arrest over balloon inflator mistaken identity

Alexander Alhovsky, a clown (his working profession, and not necessarily a description of his character traits) has sued the New York Police Department for physical and mental injuries.  

Apparently My Alhovsky was arrested when he returned to a Starbucks to retrieve a balloon inflator that he left there.  Starbucks employees called police to report a suspicious package (the balloon inflator) and police subsequently called the bomb squad to investigate.  Police released the clown after a search of his home found nothing suspicious.  A jury sided with NYPD against the excessive force case.

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Mother daughter schmuck duo steal a 9 year-old birthday present, get just punishment

Apparently, this mother (56) is still teaching her daughter (35) some life lessons.  Too bad it’s about how to steal from a 9 year-old.   Fortunately the Assistant District Attorney in Bedford PA thinks that this “shameful conduct deserves to be met with shameful punishment.”  The duo agreed to stand outside the Bedford County Courthouse with signs proclaiming the guilt of their crimes for 4 and ½ hours to avoid jail time.  The signs say “I stole from a 9 year-old on her birthday! Don’t steal or this could happen to you!”

Just reward for a schmuck duo!

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