Crazy Things People Do….
Some Schmucks never learn… A judge sentenced a 63-year-old man to three years in prison after his 18 conviction for driving on a revoked license. Apparently, the man has been arrested for driving without a license 17 previous times dating back to the mid 1970’s.
Read more here: (dailyherald)
A mugger picked the wrong time to try an mug a woman in her 50’s. The woman was walking in Edmonton Alberta at 6:45 AM when she was approached by man who demanded her purse and laptop. After a brief struggle, the man fled with her stuff with a unidentified witness in pursuit. Here is where it gets good, Kitwana Jones of the Edmonton Eskimos (Canadian Football League) noticed the pursuit and joined in the chase. The two men were able to catch and subdue the mugger-schmuck in a nearby alley. The woman’s belongings were recovered, and another schmuck is now behind bars.
Kudos to Mr. Jones, and the other unidentified man for tackling, tagging, and bagging a mugger schmuck!
Read more here: (UPI)
Here we have a sad but true story of a con-man-schmuck who duped a love starved woman to steal $11 million from the state of Colorado. The ex-boyfriend is a real schmuck. Not only is he a con-man, but a married one at that.
You can’t help but feel bad for this poor woman that needed love so desperately that she fell for the duping of this scumbag schmuck. Apparently, the con-man-schmuck used the money to pay off delinquent child support, land deals, diamond jewelry, cars and business ventures. The love starved victim/accomplice only received some jewelry and trips while the schmuck kept/used the rest for himself. To top it off, the scumbag claimed he thought the money came from the accomplice’s family trust and that she tried to lure him away from his wife. What a schmuck!
See the gory details here:(MSNBC)
Well, at least he admits he’s an idiot. There may be hope for him yet. This lucky Schmuck wanders off for hike with only light clothing and a snack, gets lost for 12 days and gets paid $160K for his story. Wow, being a Schmuck pays pretty well! Read more here:(Google)
Okay, granted I am still skeptical about global warming and who to believe, but this schmuck thinks that Americans are responsible for China’s greenhouse gas emissions, and we should pay for it! Hmmn, last time I check Mr. Political Schmuck, the American people have no decision making power over determining pollution regulations in China. The article goes on to point out that China recently surpassed the United States as the largest emitter of greenhouse gases, and that these emissions come largely from producing steel, cement, aluminum, paper and chemicals most of which are consumed in China rather than exported. Grab on to your wallets, people… our government has been overrun by schmucks who think we should pay just about everything… Read more here: (Reuters)
Life is not always a bed of roses for NFL has-beens. In this interview Bernie admits he is an idiot, and does not know how to run a dishwasher or even wash his clothes. Seems his soon to be ex-wife agrees with his self proclamation. Filing for bankruptcy, his body battered and damaged from years of poundings, a messy divorce, you can’t help but almost feel sorry for the guy. Yet, his own words seem to say it all… “I was 25 and everyone was telling me that I was the smartest; now I’m 45 and realize I’m an idiot,” he says. “I’m 45 and immature. I don’t like being 45.” Read the full article
You would think that in this economy, with unemployment pushing close to 10% that some people would get a clue that they just are not going to get everything they want. Not this guy. This union schmuck thinks that his members are paying too much for health care. What amount you say? His members pay the massive sum of 12% of the premium, and that has this union schmuck’s panties in a twist. 12% wow! How about the rest of the country here? In today’s economy, you are lucky if your employer will pay 80% of the premium. Somebody should fire this schmuck’s ass so he can get a real taste of trying to find a job!
Read more here…
http://www.komonews.com/opinion/kenschram/50859027.html
Here we have a Schmuck threesome; a texting teenager, and two parents. Why do these deserve Schmuck labels you ask? Well, apparently this texting teenager was so engrossed in texting on her cell phone while walking that she failed to notice an open man hole cover and simply fell in. Most likely she is training for a future career of texting while driving, putting make-up on while driving etc. To top it off, her parents are suing the city, regardless of the fact that city workers just opened the man hole and turned their backs for a second to put out cones…. Full story here…: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31853449/
Frank Schmuck is this guy’s real name…. Sounds like a great name for a politician!
Frank seems to be a standup guy, an not your typlical schmuck!
I got Schmucked last week while commuting home on a warm sunny day. My normal commute route has road construction project where two lanes merge into one. The project has been underway for well over a year, and most drivers have become accustomed to the process of merging and give ample room for the typical every-other-car-merge. So there we are, all doing our part to merge, taking turns alternating who goes next, when a Schmuck in a Blue Toyota Camry pulls up and insists that no one is getting in front on him. Having had enough of road rage and letting these things get to me in the past, I yielded and happily fell in behind him, (thanks to the nice person behind him).Apparently, he was too cool to be generous enough to spare 15 seconds to let a person merge… Schmuck!
While following the Schmuck for the next 15 minutes, I got to thinking; there should be a place on the web where a person can vent about Schmucks like this; and thus GotSchmucked.com was born. While this was a rather typical Schmuck sighting, it was one for the record books as it inspired this site.
So thank you “mister-I-am-too-cool-to-let-you-in” schmuck, your narcissistic attitude has sparked a site devoted to chronicling the Schmucks like you. Somehow, I don’t think this will be the last time you make it too this site.